Dude … it ’s like 1 am and that chick you bought 5 drinks for wholly bailed with her cockblocking grenade booster . SUCKS BRO ! as luck would have it there ’s this new Foursquare public utility company , which’ll lead us to the promised earth of intoxicated - ass breezies down to snare up !
So this matter , called Ratio Finder or something , will make function using stuff that Foursquare , like , um , tells them . ( Bro Speak Translation : Ratio Finderpulls data from the Foursquare APIand uses it to plot density maps free-base on gender . ) Bro , we can entirely crawl on girls , and narrow it down to ones who are eating , shopping , or club , Then it will apply pink rotary to order us where there are insane chicks , and blue roach to warn us about sausagefests .
But if you do n’t live in San Francisco or New York , you ’re totally not getting laid … bro . [ proportion FinderviaNewsweekviaNeatorama ]
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