Doomsday-Crying Man Tries Suing the Crap Out of the Large Hadron Collider

Thought Hawaiians were relaxed type ? Not Walter Wagner , who got so work - up over the import of the Large Hadron Collider , he fought it in court — the US court . Naturally , he was told to pipe down and take it overseas .

Senior District Judge Helen Gillmor , who preside over Wagner ’s most late court case ( he first took up the effectual fight in 2008 ) , explained to the paranoid world that “ the U.S. governance revel only percipient status on the CERN council , and has no control over CERN or its operation . consequently , the alleged injury , wipeout of the earth , is in no way attributable to the U.S. government ’s bankruptcy to draught an environmental impact program line . ”

harmonise to the written document detailing the court ’s decision , Wagner “ alleged that experiments at the Large Hadron Collider ( the “ Collider ” ) have “ likely inauspicious event . ” ” Likedestroying the world ? [ Symmetry MagazineviaDiscoverviaMaximum PC ]

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