I will not pick apart a someone for shun bra , peculiarly in the summertime months when they link up forces with the underside of your boobs to make a miasma of sweat and beneficial intentions . I will especially not pick apart a mortal for eschew mutant brassiere , which attempt to flex your two-fold outies into innies through the sheer will of spandex . But I can not shun them less I give myself two black eyes every fourth dimension I head for the hills down the stairs . I need bras not just because I like the tone of them , but because they make these girthy daughter more well-fixed . alas , sports bandeau go down on .
Most bandeau are design to give the boob an sympathetic embodiment while keeping them relatively stable , but sports bandeau are intended to denigrate movement , welcome ( I presume ) if you have smaller boobs , and all important ( I know ) if you have enceinte ones . Unfortunately , the absolute majority of sports bra seem designed for pocket-size busts . They compress the breasts to keep them from flop around and cause some very unwelcome discomfort .
If you have larger dope and try the compression road in your sports bra journeying you ’ll roll up with a lot of strain being put on your shoulders and some unpleasant sweat stank around the bottom of your breast . If you prefer for a “ properly meet ” sports bra you ’ll find welcome bread and butter and comfort , but there will still be enough movement that high octane activeness , like racing after your andiron because he ’s eat something he should n’t , will cause some pain in the knocker part .
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But that is where my idea come in . I was at home , and braless , and free of all of the patriarchate ’s expectation and rigid costume of control . And the dog was making suspicious noise in the other room . I leapt up and cannonball along towards him , a hand savvy each tata like … well like a woman with big boob test to hold them in place while racing across the house .
My hands hold back them up , providing the necessary keep , but they also pressed them nearer to the chest , giving me that needed reduction in torque . It was the most comfortable my tit had been while in uttermost motion since I was 12 and my mom suggested it was time to get a real bra .
Which has conduct me to marvel why I ca n’t have robot hands that do the exact same thing . expect technology can be an terrible and invasive affair . It ’s create ashadow surveillance country ruled by adman , andmassive host are warm the surroundings , whileold gadgets are poisoning it . Social media has aided genocideand iscurrently fuel , and profiting , off the stunned attempted coup many of us have lived through . But technology can be good . You are reading this blog because you screw technology ( I assume ) , I have a Book of Job because the internet and computer and Kinja be . Technology has improved lifetime , aided mobility , made mass production cheap and easier , andgiven us Cats .
I firmly trust applied science can give us a summercater brassiere that allows one ’s boobs to be comfortable and limit . Structurally such a bra could resemble robotic hands — essentially mimicking the excellent variation bra - ing power of the human hand . The human breast has a jolly consistent rotation that animators have distinctly drop millennia of the human experience canvas and understanding . That knowledge could be applied to the robot hand to make certain they move and stabilize the bazongas by nature . This is not rocket scientific discipline . Knocker scientific discipline , from where I seat , seems comparatively accessible by comparison .
The golem bra we take has been dreamt up . Now we just involve an enterprising roboticist to project it . And please , protect the joint on the golem hands . We do n’t require pinching .
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