It had to happen – Uwe Boll has last die completely insane . After drop age directing such classics as Bloodrayne , Bloodrayne II and the approaching Bloodrayne 3 , Boll has position down the ultimate challenge with unexampled pic Postal : It ’s going to unfold head to head with Indiana Jones and The Kingdom of the Crystal Skull … and beat it at the box place . Wild claims and smack talking await under the leap .
In an email reprint over at Bloody Disgusting , Boll lay down the challenge in his own picky style :
On the Indiana Jones weekend – May 23 – we will go out and destroy Indiana Jones in the Box Office ! We all jazz that Harrison Ford is older as my grandpa and his time is up – would Michael Moore say !
Michael Moore ? What ? Wait , it gets good :
Spielberg get muddy . We view that with War of the Worlds ( why the piece of tail the older brother survived ? ) and also in role of Jaws , E.T. , Munich etc . ! My performance in Postal as ‘ national socialist Theme Park Owner ’ outstrip easy Ben Kingsley in Schindler ’s listing !
I love that Jaws is proof of Spielberg cause sloppy . “ See ? Even in his first real motion picture , he was start worse ! ” Now , Boll is n’t the sort of hombre to react well to bad press ( answer to a speculative review by telling a reviewer “ you do nt see courage because you are nothing . and no go to your mum and fuck her … because she cook for you now since 30 years .. so she deserves it , ” for example ) , so here ’s hoping that he ’s disposed for the letdown that ’s doubtlessly due on May 23rd , when both movies subject .
Uwe Boll Sets ‘ Postal ’ to Release Against Indiana Jones[Bloody Disgusting ]
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