get laid panda - hater , poll - loser , and Gizmodo senior editor Brian Barrett is out on holiday at the here and now . So I ’m free to mail this sickeningly endearing photo of panda bears — marvelous , persistent creature — sleeping in a jumbo cat bear crib . run through it , Brian .
https://gizmodo.com/should-we-just-let-pandas-die-off-already-5841175
If anyone dares follow Brian ’s vacuous endeavour to sully the noble , cuddly beast , I will direct them to this photo . I will take them to this photo and watch them collapse , grasping their throat , solicit for pardon . How could they have been so wrong ? I do n’t experience . I do n’t care . In my mind , I ’m lying with these pandas , expect for our giant panda nursemaid to wreak us bamboo collation . [ Vacationing Ed . Note : Sam , you ’re fired ] [ BuzzFeed ]
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